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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2015, 01:18:07 pm »
Your mother is too intelligent. I think her head is ABOUT TO EXPLO- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooode... :o
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2015, 01:19:15 pm »
Yo Mama So Ugly, when she watches TV, the channels change themselves!
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2015, 01:22:20 pm »
Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that!"
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2015, 02:31:21 pm »
Since I'm personally not LoneWalrus...



Yo Mama so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2015, 02:37:25 pm »
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2015, 02:39:02 pm »
Yo Mama so old, her first Christmas WAS the first Christmas
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2015, 04:35:00 pm »
Yo mama so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2015, 09:57:44 pm »
Yo mama's so stupid she jumped in the ocean and got eaten by me.  :P
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2015, 12:24:33 pm »
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out of her window, she got arrested for mooning
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2015, 02:38:04 pm »
Trying to get at least 1 joke per day

Yo mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2015, 01:01:37 pm »
Yo Mama is so sad that MF hacked into her car.
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Re: The place to post Yo Daddy anti-jokes
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2015, 01:28:20 pm »
yO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE FORGOT TO NOT USE ALLCAPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCAPES














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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2015, 06:40:19 pm »
Yo mama so old, when she farts, dust comes out
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2015, 09:54:44 pm »
Yo mama is yo mama, gotta say that.
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Re: The place to post Yo Mama jokes
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2015, 03:03:14 pm »
Yo mama is yo mama, gotta say that.
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Yo mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night
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