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Miscellaneous => Board Games => Topic started by: Toilet on July 16, 2015, 01:14:48 am


Title: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Toilet on July 16, 2015, 01:14:48 am
Here's how this game works:

Guy 2: I shoot a gun at Guy 1. The toilet is mine now.
Guy 3: I punch Guy 2 and run with the toilet. MY TOILET NOW!
Guy 4: When Guy 3 is asleep, i sneak into his house and steal the Toilet.

You get the point, right now, i have the toilet.  ;D
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spam-O-13 on July 16, 2015, 01:51:21 am
I tap your shoulder to distract you and TAKE THE TOILET! ;D
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Π64DцďξLiekzMudkipz on July 16, 2015, 11:51:48 am
When you're asleep, I steal your Banzai Bill Blaster and the TOILET
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Popthatcorn14 on July 16, 2015, 12:56:51 pm
I use a Blitzkrieg attack move on your home, causing you to flee, with the toilet in your house. I GOT THE TOILET NOW!
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Π64DцďξLiekzMudkipz on July 16, 2015, 02:40:19 pm
I send out Swampert (Mudkip's final evolution) and he uses Hydro Pump on your face, blinding you. It's my toilet once again!
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spam-O-13 on July 16, 2015, 10:00:53 pm
I disappear and reappear behind you and STEAL YOUR TOILET HAHAHA! Mine now!
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: ⓥⓐⓛⓘⓓⓤⓢⓔⓡⓝⓐⓜⓔ①⑥ on July 17, 2015, 09:46:58 am
A gigantic monster comes, destroys your house, but leaves the toilet. It's mine all mine!
locked  :D
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Popthatcorn14 on July 17, 2015, 10:45:47 am
I unlock the topic, and distract you by making you watch SpongeBob. I grab the toilet while you watch. THE TOILET'S MINE NOW
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: ⓥⓐⓛⓘⓓⓤⓢⓔⓡⓝⓐⓜⓔ①⑥ on July 17, 2015, 12:42:43 pm
I relock the topic, and spam smilies. While you look at them, i steal the toilet.
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Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Popthatcorn14 on July 17, 2015, 02:54:50 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSF0dtDRD8






























Did you watch that?  ;D
While you were watching it, I STOLE THE TOILET.
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: ⓥⓐⓛⓘⓓⓤⓢⓔⓡⓝⓐⓜⓔ①⑥ on July 17, 2015, 04:00:08 pm
I tbh did NOT watch it, but i still snuck in ya house and stole it back. STOP UNLOCKING IT
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Π64DцďξLiekzMudkipz on July 18, 2015, 11:53:39 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4


While being gay and watching the video, I steal the toilet
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spam-O-13 on July 18, 2015, 11:56:06 am
I stole ur mum xddddddddd ;D
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Popthatcorn14 on July 18, 2015, 12:23:55 pm
I hire MF to hack your home. He gives me the toilet. MINE NOW!
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Π64DцďξLiekzMudkipz on July 18, 2015, 12:27:13 pm
I pull out my AK47 and kill MF. then I strap you to a chair and force you to watch the Pokemon Black and White anime. Giving me enough time to find the toilet and STEAL it
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Popthatcorn14 on July 18, 2015, 12:32:53 pm
While i unstrap myself, i go to the nearest store and buy a fake toilet. While you play Pokemon in your home and hold the toilet, i sneak in. You get up to use the bathroom but you use a different toilet. While you are away, i swap the toilet with the fake toilet and the toilet is MINE!
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Π64DцďξLiekzMudkipz on July 18, 2015, 12:37:48 pm
I take the fake toilet and barge into your house when you're making an SMF1 level.

I put your head into the toilet, bolt the lid shut and steal the real toilet
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Popthatcorn14 on July 18, 2015, 12:40:54 pm
While you are asleep at home, i wear my burglar outfit and sneak into your home, armed. While i sneak closer and closer, i get to the toilet until i accidentally wake you up. I tell you "Hand over the toilet or prepare to be killed." While you are very nervous and scared, you hand over the toilet for your life.


MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-3e0EkvIEM
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Π64DцďξLiekzMudkipz on July 18, 2015, 12:44:54 pm
While you are chanting MINE MINE MINE...


I steal the toilet behind your back
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spam-O-13 on July 18, 2015, 01:05:22 pm
While you're both fighting for the toilet, I sneak into the room and STEAL THE TOILET! HHHAAAAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Π64DцďξLiekzMudkipz on July 18, 2015, 01:08:57 pm
While you're decreasing your Ha's I steal the toilet and your Banzai Bills
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Popthatcorn14 on July 18, 2015, 01:41:19 pm
When you were viewing the Eiffel Tower holding the Toilet, you decide to climb it, but you leave your Toilet behind in case of any breakage or lost with it. Turns out you were wrong, I TOOK IT.  ;D
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: LoneWalrus on July 18, 2015, 01:44:12 pm
I blow cigarette smoke in your face and steal the toilet
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spambot Doggy on July 18, 2015, 02:02:48 pm
I pee in the toilet ;D ;D ;D so now it is contaminated ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: LoneWalrus on July 18, 2015, 02:04:38 pm
I guess that ends the game :(
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spambot Sharkey on July 18, 2015, 02:07:01 pm
I take the toilet with me into the Ocean and clean it off, but not myself, i hire Doctor Fish to clean it off. I NOW HAVE THE TOILET.  8)
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: LoneWalrus on July 18, 2015, 02:11:14 pm
I find your underwater lair and steal the toilet.

I take it to Arctic waters that are so cold only I can withstand it
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spambot Sharkey on July 18, 2015, 02:12:12 pm
I spot you, and use my fire gun and tear down the Arctic waters, making you hand over the Toilet.
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spambot Doggy on July 18, 2015, 02:13:02 pm
and use my fire gun and tear down the Arctic waters
thank you i was about to go take a swim and freeze to death :o
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: LoneWalrus on July 18, 2015, 02:13:27 pm
I swim over to the ocean and push my tusks into your sharky balls giving me the toilet
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spam-O-13 on July 18, 2015, 02:16:22 pm
sharky balls
sharky
balls
:o
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spambot Sharkey on July 26, 2015, 02:13:39 am
While everybody forgot about this game, i snatch the toilet and make a run for it.  :D
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Spam-O-13 on July 26, 2015, 03:23:34 am
While everybody forgot about this game, i snatch the toilet and make a run for it.  :D
::) how are you going to run with tusks on your
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Steal the Toilet
Post by: Π64DцďξLiekzMudkipz on July 26, 2015, 02:13:05 pm
While eating Justin Beiber's blood, I get the toilet and LoneWalrus's tusks