SMF Spam Dump
Miscellaneous => General Discussion => Topic started by: Π64DцďξLiekzMudkipz on July 16, 2015, 02:42:48 pm
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Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund.
:D ;D
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Yo mama is so fat, her belt size's the Equator. :) :o
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Yo Mama so fat, when she dies in Call of Duty, the player gets a 5 person kill streak
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Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought she could climb Mountain Dew.
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Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
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Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"
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Yo mama so ugly, One Direction went the other direction.
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Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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Yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn
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Yo Mama is so fat that she counts as a 5 kill streak on Call Of Duty.
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I just said that
Yo mama so stupid, she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke
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Yo mama so poor her tv has two channels. ON & OFF.
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Yo mama so short, she hanglides on a Dorito
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Yo mama is so black her blood type is burnt.
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Yo Mama so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes
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Your mother is too intelligent. I think her head is ABOUT TO EXPLO- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooode... :o
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Yo Mama So Ugly, when she watches TV, the channels change themselves!
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Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that!"
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Since I'm personally not LoneWalrus...
Yo Mama so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live
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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Yo Mama so old, her first Christmas WAS the first Christmas
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Yo mama so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire
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Yo mama's so stupid she jumped in the ocean and got eaten by me. :P
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Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out of her window, she got arrested for mooning
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Trying to get at least 1 joke per day
Yo mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent
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Yo Mama is so sad that MF hacked into her car.
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yO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE FORGOT TO NOT USE ALLCAPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCAPES
I'm batma- your mother, son
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Yo mama so old, when she farts, dust comes out
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Yo mama is yo mama, gotta say that.
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Yo mama is yo mama, gotta say that.
>:(
Yo mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night
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Yo Mama is so hairy, she looks like a puffle from club penguin.
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Yo mama so fat, she had to be baptized at SeaWorld
(What I'm trying to say is your mother is a whale)
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Yo mama is so generic, she made a joke about yo mama!
Hahaha :)), ahahah... hehehe..... heh. :(
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Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the ocean was a driveway, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... hah, hah. Hah.
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Yo mama is so underlasting, she died :'(
Yo mama is so stupid she revived for no reason.
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
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Yo Mama is so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."
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Yo Mama is so drunk she fell into the ocean and got eaten by me. 8)
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Yo mamas such a spambot she copy pasted
lol
for 183 days straight
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Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took HER picture
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application
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Yo Mama is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her
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Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
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Yo Mama is so old her last name is asaurus.
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Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
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Yo mama is so tall she called the Ocean a kitty pool.
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Yo mama so fat, she got arrested carrying 10 pounds of crack
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Yo mama so short, you can see her legs on her drivers license photo
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Yo mama is so tall, she can touch the clouds. ::)
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Yo mamas such a tree that she grew leaves
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Your Mama is so fat that when she wore a blue dress everybody thought that the "sky was falling"
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Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
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Yo mamas so rich she can pull gold out of her butt
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Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone
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Yo mama so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on an iPod it turned into an iPad!
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Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker